| Banta, a bartender in Chandigarh, was getting ready to close for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to Banta, "This is a stick-up! Put all your money in this bag!" The scared Banta pleads, "Don't shoot, please! I'll do as you say!" The robber yells, "Shut up and empty the cash register!" Banta says, "Okay, okay! Just don't shoot, I have a wife and kids! I'll do whatever you say!" The crook takes the money then puts the gun to Banta's head and says, Alright, now give me a blowjob!" "Anything!" cries Banta, "Just don't shoot!" Banta starts to blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, he drops the gun. Banta sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back to the crook and yells, "Hold the gun, damn it! One of my friends might walk in!" |