Lower mouth!!!

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    A very naive sailor is in a bar in Goa. He meets a wild girl, and she takes him upstairs. She takes off her pants and her panties and motions for him to get closer.
    He looks between her legs, and he says, "What's that?"
    She says, "It's me lower mouth."
    He says, "What do you mean, 'your lower mouth?'"
    She says, "Just what I said, it's me lower mouth. It's got a moustache...it's got lips..."
    He says, "Has it got a tongue in it?"
    She says, "Not always."
  • Hot day! A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one very hot day. They were sweating profusely by the time they came upon a small lake with a sandy beach. Since it was a secluded spot, they left all their clothes on a big log, ran down the beach to the lake and jumped in the water for a long, refreshing swim.
    Refreshed, they were halfway back up the beach to the spot...
  • Ford's invention Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford and tells him, 'Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention... the Assembly line for the automobile... changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want.'
    Ford thinks about it, and says...
  • Too expensive! Santa goes to Chandigarh, on a business trip, for the first time. After checking in to the hotel he goes down to the bar to have a drink. He orders a whisky and soda.
    The bartender gives it to him and says, 'That will be five hundred rupees.'
    He gives the bartender the money and says...
  • Turn over! Santa and Banta are having beer one night when Banta announces that he's going to divorce his wife, Preeto.
    'Good grief' says Santa, 'You and Preeto are the happiest couple I know - why on earth would you want to divorce such a...
  • Force-feeding! George has an operation on his neck, so he has to be force-fed through his ass.
    At mealtime, the nurse rolls in a big feeding machine, attaches one end of a tube to the machine, and shoves the other end far up George's ass.
    After a few days of the force-feeding...
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