| Santa came home earlier than usual, when his wife, Jeeto's lover was still in the apartment. She hid her lover in a closet, and served dinner. As they ate, something rustled in the closet. "What's that?" Santa husband asked. "Nothing, darling. Just jackets." After a while, they again heard some noise in the closet. "What the hell is that?" "I'm telling you, just jackets." A few minutes later, the noise sounded once more. "I'll check it," Santa said. "You'll regret it if it's not jackets." Santa yanked the closet's door open. Inside, he saw a man who held a pistol. Santa quietly closed the door, and said, "Indeed, jackets, darling." |