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    Old man Joe limped into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!"
    The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, "Mr. Joe, just how old are you?"
    "98!" Joe announced proudly.
    The doctor just sighed, and looked at him again. . .
    Finally he said, "Sir, I'm sorry. I mean, just look at you. You're practically one hundred years old, and you're complaining that your knee hurts? Well, what did you expect?"
    The old Joe said, "Well, my other knee is 98 years old too, and it don't hurt!"
  • Heaven or Hell? There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so she did a lot of flying. Flying made her nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her.
    One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and went back to...
  • Beat me! One day a man was digging a hole to plant a tree in his back yard. After digging about 2 feet he hit a lamp, so he picked it up and brushed it off. Suddenly out popped a Genie who said he would grant him three wishes.
    'Great!' the man explained.
    'However,' said the genie, 'I must know who you hate the most.'
    'I hate that...
  • Sports fishing! While sports fishing off the Malabar coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.
    Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, 'Are there any gators...
  • Career graph! The boss called one of his employees into the office.
    'Joe,' he said, 'you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four months later...
  • Play at night! A foursome, including Banta, goes out on the course, only to find themselves waiting on every hole for the most inept golfers they've ever seen, who are playing in front of them.
    After a few holes, they start yelling them, but that doesn't seem to speed their game up. By the time they've finished their round, they're so...
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