| Oh God, please have pity on me, I work so hard, in the meantime my wife, Jeeto stays at home. I would give anything if you would grant me one wish, "Switch me into Jeeto, she's got it easy at home. I want to teach her a lesson of how tough a man's life is." As God was listening he felt sorry for Santa and granted his wish. Next morning Santa, now a woman, wakes up at dawn, prepares breakfast, makes lunch boxes, wakes up the kids for school, puts a load of clothes in the washer, drives the kids to school, on his way back, stops at the petrol pump, pays the electricity and phone bills, picks up some clothes from the cleaners, quickly goes to the market. It was 1:00 already and he made the beds, vacuumed the house, made some lunch, and went to pick up the kids from school had an argument with the kids. As soon as he got home he fed the kids, washed the dirty dishes. He helped the kids with their homework, watched some TV while he ironed some clothes, prepared dinner and fed the kids, put them to sleep. At 9:00 he was so tired and he went to bed. Of course there was some more duties and somehow he managed to get them done and finally fell asleep. The next morning he prays to God once again, "Oh God, what was I thinking when I asked you to grant my wish, I can't take it anymore. I beg you please switch me back to myself, please oh please." Then he heard God's voice speaking to him, saying, "Dear son of course I'll switch you back into yourself but there's one minor detail: you will have to wait 9 months because last night you got pregnant." |