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    One day Banta went to a pharmacy and asked the little old lady behind the counter if he could speak with the pharmacist.
    "I am the pharmacist," she informed him.
    "Oh, in that case forget it," he replied and started to leave.
    "Young man," the lady said to him, "my sister and I have been pharmacists for almost thirty years and there is nothing we haven't heard, so what is your problem?"
    "Well," Banta said reluctantly, "I have a problem with erections. Once I get hard, it won't go down for hours and hours, no matter how much I have intercourse! Please, can you give me something for it?
    "I'll have to go in the back and talk to my sister." she informed him.
    About ten minutes later she came back. "Young man, I have consulted with my sister and the best we can give you is Rs 5000 a week and a third interest in the pharmacy."
  • Smart proposal The elderly man entered the car agency together with his young wife.
    The owner of the agency spotted the couple and went over to wait upon them himself. He could not help staring at the lady, which, of course, the elderly man noticed.
    'May I propose a wager,' he said. 'If you can do everything to my wife...
  • Save for marriage! A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating.
    'My son, you shouldn't be doing that,' said the priest. 'You should be saving that for when you get married.'
    The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said...
  • Lower mouth!!! A very naive sailor is in a bar in Goa. He meets a wild girl, and she takes him upstairs. She takes off her pants and her panties and motions for him to get closer.
    He looks between her legs, and he says, 'What's that?'
    She says...
  • Don't shoot!!! Banta, a bartender in Chandigarh, was getting ready to close for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun.
    He yells to Banta, 'This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!'
    The scared Banta pleads, 'Don't shoot, please! I'll...
  • Hot day! A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one very hot day. They were sweating profusely by the time they came upon a small lake with a sandy beach. Since it was a secluded spot, they left all their clothes on a big log, ran down the beach to the lake and jumped in the water for a long, refreshing swim.
    Refreshed, they were halfway back up the beach to the spot...
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