| Once Santa was badly constipated, so he went to a doctor. The doctor prescribed suppositories and told the man to take one once every four hours. Santa left the doctor, happy that his problem would soon be gone. When he got home, he took a suppository, swallowing it with a glass of water. Four hours passed, nothing happened. But he figured that these things take time, so he swallowed another one, hoping he would reap the benefits very soon. After several days of taking the suppositories every four hours, he was still constipated, so he returned to the doctor. When Santa explained that he took one every four hours, as prescribed, the doctor exclaimed, "What are you doing? Swallowing them?" Santa replied sarcastically, "No, I'm shoving them up my arse!!!" |