| A woman and her lover, Banta, are having sex. Someone knocks on the door. Woman, "It must be my husband! Ok, I'll handle this." She grabs the trash bin, opens the door and smiling sweetly says to her husband, "Darling, please, empty the trash." While he is out, Banta escapes and walks back home. Banta is thinking, "She is sooo smart, unlike my wife, Preeto." He comes up to his door, knocks, his wife Preeto opens the door, smiles to him and says, "Darling, please, empty the trash basket." He is carrying the basket and thinking: "What a stupid bitch! The whole fucking day at home, and cannot find some time to empty the trash!" |