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    Banta goes to sexopathologist for consultation.
    You know, doctor, my erection is not as good as it used to be...
    Are you married?
    Yes.
    How often do you do it with your wife?
    I don't let my wife sleep all night long, doctor!
    You have a lover?
    I have two of them. I meet with each of them at least once a week.
    Do you also have some sex at work?
    Oh yes, sure, 5-7 times a week.
    And some random relations?
    Of cause, several times a week.
    Then you must restrict yourself! You're having too much sex!
    Thanks God, doctor, I thought it's because I masturbate too much.
  • Smart wife! A woman and her lover, Banta, are having sex. Someone knocks on the door.
    Woman, 'It must be my husband! Ok, I'll handle this.'
    She grabs the trash bin, opens the door and smiling sweetly says to her husband, 'Darling, please, empty the trash.'
    While he is out...
  • Bottom holes! A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. However, hell was nothing like he had expected.
    It was a huge bar, swarming with beautiful blondes. And behind the main bar were dozens of liquor bottles, with labels of the finest liquors known to man. So the guy moseys up to the bar, intending to...
  • Suppositories! Once Santa was badly constipated, so he went to a doctor.
    The doctor prescribed suppositories and told the man to take one once every four hours.
    Santa left the doctor, happy that his problem would soon be gone.
    When he got home, he took a suppository, swallowing it with...
  • Lovemaking! Banta and Preeto came to a sexologist.
    'Doctor, we're married for a few months already, and we love each other, but we get no pleasure whatsoever from our lovemaking.'
    'Hmmm. Maybe you should try another position. Like this.'
    The doctor described the new...
  • Intercom button! This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, 'Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?'
    'What? You're crazy!' she said.
    'Look, don't worry,' he said. 'It will be...
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