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    A Blonde brought her baby in to see the doctor, and right away he determined that baby had an ear ache.
    Doctor wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in right ear every four hours" and he abbreviated "right" as an R with a circle around it.
    Several days passed, and the woman returned with her baby, complaining that the baby still had an earache, and his little behind was getting really greasy with all those drops of oil.
    The doctor looked at the bottle of ear drops and sure enough, the pharmacist had typed the following instructions on the label:
    "Put two drops in R ear every four hours."
  • Thumb wipe! Banta was driving down the street looking for a place to stop so he could go to the bathroom. He stopped at a bar and went inside.
    'Bartender! Where is the bathroom, I really need to go?!' he asked.
    The bartender pointed him to the bathroom. So Banta went to the bathroom and looked over to the side. There was no...
  • Divorced Barbie! A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.
    He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, 'How much is that new Barbie in the window?'
    The Manager replied...
  • Ugliest woman! An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol.
    'Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?' the cop said.
    The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, 'What did he say?'
    'He said you were...
  • Wet dreams!!! A patient complained to a doctor that he wetted his bed every night.
    'Before it happens, do you see any dreams?' the doctor said.
    'Yes, doctor. Usually a see a dream in which a small demon comes and says, 'Let's pee.'
    'OK,' the doctor said. 'Next time you see the demon, say...
  • Hurting knee! Old man Joe limped into the doctor's office and said, 'Doctor, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!'
    The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, 'Mr. Joe, just how old are you?'
    '98!' Joe announced...
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