Inheritance!

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    A man walked into the bar and saw an old friend of his, drinking by himself. Approaching his friend, he commented, "You look awful. What's wrong?"
    "My mother died in May and left me 25,00,000," the friend answered.
    "Boy, that's tough," the man replied.
    Continuing, the friend said, "Then in June, my dad died leaving me 50,00,000."
    "Gosh, both parents gone in such a short period of time? No wonder you're depressed," said the man.
    "Last month my aunt died and left me 10,00,000," the friend added.
    "That's a lot to deal with. Losing three close family members in three months, is terrible!" replied the man.
    "Then this month," continued the friend, "nothing! Not even a single rupee!"
  • Dinner party! A couple trying to break into society, hosted a dinner party. As the guests were enjoying their dinner salad, the maid called the hostess from the table. The maid informed her that the cat had climbed on the kitchen table and eaten a large portion of the salmon's mid- section.
    The hostess decided to fill the eaten portion with some canned...
  • Thumb wipe! Banta was driving down the street looking for a place to stop so he could go to the bathroom. He stopped at a bar and went inside.
    'Bartender! Where is the bathroom, I really need to go?!' he asked.
    The bartender pointed him to the bathroom. So Banta went to the bathroom and looked over to the side. There was no...
  • Divorced Barbie! A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.
    He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, 'How much is that new Barbie in the window?'
    The Manager replied...
  • Ugliest woman! An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol.
    'Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?' the cop said.
    The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, 'What did he say?'
    'He said you were...
  • Wet dreams!!! A patient complained to a doctor that he wetted his bed every night.
    'Before it happens, do you see any dreams?' the doctor said.
    'Yes, doctor. Usually a see a dream in which a small demon comes and says, 'Let's pee.'
    'OK,' the doctor said. 'Next time you see the demon, say...
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