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    A Tax Official has come to a rural synagogue for an inspection. The rabbi is accompanying him.
    "So rabbi, tell me, please, after you have distributed all your unleavened bread, what do you do with the crumbs?"
    "Why, we gather them carefully and send them to the city and then they make bread of them again and send it to us."
    "Ah. So what about candles after they are burnt? What do you do with the ends?"
    "We send them to the city as well, and they make new candles from them and send them to us."
    "And what about circumcision? What do you do with those leftover pieces?"
    The rabbi, wearily, replies, "We send them to the city as well."
    "To the city!? And what do they send to you?"
    "Today they have sent you to us."
  • Warm balls! Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends.
    'It's funny,' says Samantha, 'Peter's balls are always cold as ice when I'm sucking his dick.'
    'You know what?' replies Jenny. 'It's exactly the same with my Richard...'
    They turn to the third blonde and ask, 'When you blow...
  • Circumcised! Two guys were standing next to one another at a urinal and one looks over at the other and says, 'Excuse me, but didn't you use to live in St. Louis?'
    'Why yes I did,' the other man answered back. 'How did you know that?'
    'Well I used to live in St. Louis as well. And didn't you live on the...
  • Quick-witted! A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.
    Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, 'Some asshole wants...
  • Too much Sex! Banta goes to sexopathologist for consultation.
    You know, doctor, my erection is not as good as it used to be...
    Are you married?
    Yes.
    How often do you do it with your...
  • Pure wife! There was a man who wanted a pure wife. So he started to attend church to find a woman. He met a gal who seemed nice so he took her home.
    When they got there, he whips out his manhood and asks 'What's this?'
    She replies, 'A cock.'
    He thinks to himself that she is not pure enough. A couple of weeks later...
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