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    Pat was not feeling very well, so he decided to go to a doctor. While he was waiting in the doctor`s reception room, a nun came out of the doctor`s office. She looked very ashen, drawn and haggard.
    Pat went into the doctor`s office and said to the doctor, "I just saw a nun leaving who looked absolutely terrible. I have never seen a woman look worse."
    The doctor said, "I just told her that she is pregnant."
    Pat exclaimed, "Oh my, is she?"
    The doctor responded, "No, but it sure cured her hiccups.
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