Too hot!

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    In the middle of night Jeeto woke Santa, "Darling, it's so cold!"
    Santa, jumped out of the bed, brought one more blanket from a closet and carefully tucked it around Jeeto's body.
    After a while, Jeeto woke him once again, "My dear, it's so hot here."
    Santa jumped out of bed and rushed to open a window.
    In a few minutes Jeeto woke him one more time and said, "My love, I want a man."
    "But be reasonable," Santa said. "Where can I find a man in the middle of night?"
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