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Santa had been out for a few days due to ill health. At work Banta asked him how he was feeling?
"I'm better, thanks. You know, it was a wonderful experience." he replied.
"Wonderful? How can the cold and fever be wonderful?" Banta asked Santa in stunned disbelief.
"Well, I learned that my wife, Jeeto, really loves me. You know that whenever the mailman came by or a delivery man headed toward the door, she ran out to meet them? I could hear her excitedly saying 'My husband is home! My husband is home!'"
- New deal! A union leader was addressing the workers at a union meeting…
'I am pleased to announce that we have agreed on a new deal with the management. We will no longer work four days a week.'
'Hooray!' the crowd yelled.
'We will finish work at 4 PM, not... - Toughest job! The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm, and after a couple of days he was very bored, so he asked the farmer to give him some job to do.
The farmer told him to clean the shit of the cows. The farmer thought... - Collateral? Santa applied for a loan of Rs 10,00,000.
The banker pulled out the loan application, 'What have you got for collateral?'
'What's collateral.'
'Well that's something of value that would cover the cost of the loan. Have you... - Wrong bus! Santa and Banta are walking home after a night on the piss. They've got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus depot.
Santa has a brainwave and says to Banta, 'Get in there and steal a bus so we can drive home and I'll stay out here and look out... - Inheritance! A man walked into the bar and saw an old friend of his, drinking by himself. Approaching his friend, he commented, 'You look awful. What's wrong?'
'My mother died in May and left me 25,00,000,' the friend answered.
'Boy, that's tough,' the man replied.
Continuing, the friend said, 'Then in...