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A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a well-endowed, beautiful, young, blonde woman in a tight-fitting bikini strolled passed.
The woman looked at the doctor, smiled seductively, and said in a very sexy voice, "Hi there handsome. How are you doing?" before wiggling her backside and walking off.
"Who was that?!" demanded the doctor's wife.
"Err - just a woman I met professionally," replied the doctor.
"Oh yeah?!" snarled his wife, "in whose profession? Yours, or hers?!"
- Insulting mother-in-law When Santa came home, his wife, Jeeto, was crying.
Your mother insulted me,' Jeeto sobbed.
'My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world?' Santa asked.
'I know. But this morning a letter addressed... -
Loving wife! Santa had been out for a few days due to ill health. At work Banta asked him how he was feeling?
'I'm better, thanks. You know, it was a wonderful experience.' he replied.
'Wonderful? How can the cold... - Communication problem! A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, 'What are the grounds for your divorce?'
She replied, 'About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.'
'No,' he said, 'I mean what is the foundation... - New deal! A union leader was addressing the workers at a union meeting…
'I am pleased to announce that we have agreed on a new deal with the management. We will no longer work four days a week.'
'Hooray!' the crowd yelled.
'We will finish work at 4 PM, not... - Toughest job! The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm, and after a couple of days he was very bored, so he asked the farmer to give him some job to do.
The farmer told him to clean the shit of the cows. The farmer thought...