| A prosperous business man propositioned a beautiful chorous girl. She agreed to spend the night with him for Rs. 500. When he was ready to leave, he told her that he didn`t have the money with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque for it and mail it to her calling it Rent for Apartment. On the way to the office the following morning, he decided the whole thing was not worth the price he had agreed to pay. So he had his secretary send a cheque for Rs. 250 and the following note : Dear Madam, Enclosed please find cheque in the amount of Rs. 250 for the rent of your flat. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the flat I was under the impression that 1. It had never been occupied. 2. That there was plenty of heat. 3. That it was small. Last night I found that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn`t any heat at all and that it was entirely too large. Yours Truly. On the reciept of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque with the following : Dear Sir, I cannot understand how you can expect a beautiful flat to remain unoccupied. As for the heat, there is plenty, if you know how to turn it on. As for the size, it is not my fault that you didn`t have furniture to furnish it. Yours truly. |