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A man was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.
"Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now."
The celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime.
"Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk."
- Majority rules! These four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and three were always in accord against the fourth.
One day, the odd rabbi out, after the usual '3 to 1, majority rules' statement that signified that he had lost again, decided to appeal to... - Insulting mother-in-law When Santa came home, his wife, Jeeto, was crying.
Your mother insulted me,' Jeeto sobbed.
'My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world?' Santa asked.
'I know. But this morning a letter addressed... -
Loving wife! Santa had been out for a few days due to ill health. At work Banta asked him how he was feeling?
'I'm better, thanks. You know, it was a wonderful experience.' he replied.
'Wonderful? How can the cold... - Communication problem! A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, 'What are the grounds for your divorce?'
She replied, 'About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.'
'No,' he said, 'I mean what is the foundation... - New deal! A union leader was addressing the workers at a union meeting…
'I am pleased to announce that we have agreed on a new deal with the management. We will no longer work four days a week.'
'Hooray!' the crowd yelled.
'We will finish work at 4 PM, not...