•  

    This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor laughing.
    Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit). Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.
    Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method.
    Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for aintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
    Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.
  • Lovemaking! Banta came home in great excitement and said to his wife, 'Preeto, my love, you'll never believe it, dear, but I've discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.'
    'Really,' she said, interested at once. 'What...
  • Shake it ! On their fifth night after the wedding, Banta and Preeto shut off the lights and crawl under the covers. Turning amorously towards Preeto, he tenderly informs her that tonight he wants a hand job instead of the usual stuff.
    Preeto, being the proper girl that she is, had absolutely no idea what a...
  • Too hot! In the middle of night Jeeto woke Santa, 'Darling, it's so cold!'
    Santa, jumped out of the bed, brought one more blanket from a closet and carefully tucked it around Jeeto's body.
    After a while, Jeeto woke him once again...
  • Dishonest fiancĂ© A young amorous couple were about to do the wild thing, so, being smart, they bought a box of a dozen condoms. They had a nice time in bed, playing and fondling and finally culminating it by having sex.
    When she came back to her boyfriend's apartment a week later, the woman discovered that there were only six condoms remaining...
  • Recycled products! A Tax Official has come to a rural synagogue for an inspection. The rabbi is accompanying him.
    'So rabbi, tell me, please, after you have distributed all your unleavened bread, what do you do with the crumbs?'
    'Why, we gather them carefully and send them to the city and then they make...
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT