| Taxi driver, Banta, picked up a girl after a day's hard work, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face. "What's the matter? Didn't I satisfy you?" Banta asked. "It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble," said the angry girl. "In your sleep, you felt my breasts and mumbled, 'What perfect headlights.' Then you felt my thighs and murmured, 'What a smooth finish.'" "Well, what's wrong with that?" asked Banta. "Nothing, but then you felt between my legs and yelled, 'Who the hell left the garage door open?'" |