| Santa announced to the bartender, "It seems I've been informally named advisor on 'Sexual Matters' at my company." "Wow, that sounds interesting. Does this mean that now you'll be counseling your big bosses on relations with their secretaries?" "Hmmmm... I'm not sure as yet," Santa answered. "Not sure, what do you mean?" the bartender asked. "During a staff meeting, I popped up to suggest a reduction in executive expense accounts and it was after that I was told if they ever wanted my fucking advice, they'd let me know." |