| Santa and Banta are driving home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So Banta is looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex in someone's front lawn. "Look", he shouts, "What are the those dogs doing? Are they fighting?" Santa replies, "They are having sex. Don't tell me that you have never had sex doggie style before?" Banta, a bit embarrassed, admits that he has never had sex doggie style. So, Santa says, "You have to try it. Its pretty cool. Here's what you do. Tonight when you get home, fix your wife a drink and then suggest that you want to try this new sexual position." Banta thinks a bit and then decides he will give it a try. So, the next morning Santa asks, "Well. How did it go?" To which Banta replies, "It was great. But it took me six drinks just to get her on the front lawn." |