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    A 18-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her.
    Her mom said, "It's very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, 'What will be the name of our baby?' That'll scare them off."
    So off she went. After a little while at the party, a boy started dancing with her, and little by little he started kissing her and touching her.
    She asked him, "What will our baby be called?"
    The boy found some excuse and disappeared. Some time later, the same thing happened again; a boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders... She stopped him and asked about the baby's name, and he ran off.
    Later on, another boy invited her for a walk. After a few minutes, he started kissing her, and she asked him, "What will our baby be called?"
    He continued, now slowly taking her clothes off.
    "What will our baby be called?" she asked once more.
    He began to have sex with her. "What will our baby be called?!" she asked again.
    After he was done, he took off his "full" condom, gave it a knot, and said, "If he gets out of this one... David Blaine!
  • New pose! Santa and Banta are driving home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So Banta is looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex in someone's front lawn.
    'Look', he shouts, 'What are the those dogs doing? Are they...
  • Sexual education! One day, when Johnnie came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went.
    He said, 'We're learning about sexual education.'
    She smiled, and said, 'At least he's...
  • Sexual Matters Santa announced to the bartender, 'It seems I've been informally named advisor on 'Sexual Matters' at my company.'
    'Wow, that sounds interesting. Does this mean that now you'll be...
  • Confession! A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner.
    He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big...
  • Identity Crisis! At the mental hospital the new inmate, Banta, announced in a loud voice, 'I', Gen Musharraf.'
    This was particularly interesting, because the hospital already had a 'Gen Musharraf.'
    The head psychiatris...
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