| A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After a while a dirty old beggar came up to her and said, "Good Morning luv, how about us going for a walk together now?" "How dare you," yelped the woman, "what the hell do you think I am, some sort of cheap pickup?" "Well then," said the beggar, "what are you doing in my bed?" |