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    One afternoon, Banta's 8 year old daughter excitedly approached her mother, Preeto and announced that she had learned where babies come from at school that day.
    Amused, her mother replied, "Really, sweetie? Why don't you tell me all about it?"
    The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's thing sort of stands up, and the mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's where babies come from."
    Preeto shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye to eye, and said, "Oh, that's sweet, but that's not where babies come from. That's where jewelry comes from."
  • Gorilla love! Banta and few of his friends end up stranded on a tropical island. The only female around is a gorilla on the other end of the island.
    After one whole month the guys are all sitting around and Banta stands up and says, 'I'm so horny, I can't take it anymore!'
    So he grabs a bag and storms off to...
  • Magician! A 18-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her.
    Her mom said, 'It's very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him...
  • Hair implant Saddam had an accident, so he was rushed to the hospital. The doctor had to perform an instant operation, due to his injuries. Saddam was wounded on the face and a deep scar was formed on his skin, but under his bushy beard. The doctor shaved off a part of his beard and then...
  • New pose! Santa and Banta are driving home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So Banta is looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex in someone's front lawn.
    'Look', he shouts, 'What are the those dogs doing? Are they...
  • Sexual education! One day, when Johnnie came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went.
    He said, 'We're learning about sexual education.'
    She smiled, and said, 'At least he's...
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