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    A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit, he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this, she lets out a sigh.
    The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction.
    The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from his wife also.
    The doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed.
    The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead.
    The doctor asks what happened to which the man replies, "She choked."
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    The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, 'Hello Master, I will grant you one wish, anything that you want.'
    The Russian begins thinking...
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    After one whole month the guys are all sitting around and Banta stands up and says, 'I'm so horny, I can't take it anymore!'
    So he grabs a bag and storms off to...
  • Magician! A 18-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her.
    Her mom said, 'It's very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him...
  • Hair implant Saddam had an accident, so he was rushed to the hospital. The doctor had to perform an instant operation, due to his injuries. Saddam was wounded on the face and a deep scar was formed on his skin, but under his bushy beard. The doctor shaved off a part of his beard and then...
  • New pose! Santa and Banta are driving home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So Banta is looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex in someone's front lawn.
    'Look', he shouts, 'What are the those dogs doing? Are they...
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