| Santa and Jeeto bought a box of a dozen condoms. They had a nice time in bed, playing and fondling and finally culminating it by having sex. Next morning Jeeto left for Chandigarh to visit her parents. When Jeeto came back a week later, she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of twelve. A little upset, she asked Santa, "What happened to the other five condoms?" Santa's reply was, "I masturbated with them." She then went to her male confidant friend and told him told him the story, and asked him if he had ever done this. "Yeah, once or twice," he told her. "You mean you have masturbated with a condom before?" she said. "Oh" he said, "I thought you meant have I lied to my wife." |