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Santa comes home one night and his wife Jeeto throws her arms around neck, "Darling, I have a great news I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the doorbell, because they hadn't paid their last bill.
"Are you Mrs Santa? You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do you know?" stammers Jeeto.
"Well ma'am, it' in our files!" says the man from the electric company.
"What are you saying? It's in your files????"
"Absolutely."
Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."
That night, she tells Santa about the electrician's visit and Santa mad as a bull, rushes to the electric company's office, next morning.
Santa, "What's going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?"
"Just calm down," says the clerk, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."
Santa, "Pay you? And if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut you off."
"And what would my wife Jeeto do then?"
I don't know. I guess, she'd have to use candle."
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