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When you have an "I hate my job" day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at the pharmacy, go to the thermometers section and purchase a rectal thermometer.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer is personally tested."
Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Rectal Thermometer Company."
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