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There was a young man in the Army who was so well- endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three Army doctors and one Armey nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation.
The first doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off the end."
They discussed it and decided that would affect his sensitivity.
The second doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk out of the middle of it."
They discussed this, and decided it would change the texture and feel of it.
The third doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off the base of it."
They discussed this, too, and agreed that it might give him erection problems. The doctors heard a sniffling, and looked over at the nurse who had tears running down her cheeks.
The nurse cried, "Can't we just make his legs longer?"
- Substitute Santa comes home one night and his wife Jeeto throws her arms around neck, 'Darling, I have a great news I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody.'
The next day, a guy from the electric company... - True lies! Santa and Jeeto bought a box of a dozen condoms. They had a nice time in bed, playing and fondling and finally culminating it by having sex. Next morning Jeeto left for Chandigarh to visit her parents.
When Jeeto came back a week later, she discovered that... - Mode of payment One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman...
- Choking sex A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit, he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this, she lets out a sigh.
The man runs out and... - Blowing jewels One afternoon, Banta's 8 year old daughter excitedly approached her mother, Preeto and announced that she had learned where babies come from at school that day.
Amused, her mother replied, 'Really...