Jumping Santa

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    Santa was asked to try out a new parachute with a radio link to a guy on the ground, the guy on the ground would say when to pull the release cord for the parachute.
    Santa jumped out of the plane and started to fall when he reached a thousand feet the guy on the ground said ok pull the release cord now, Santa didn't take any notice and kept falling.
    He got down to 500 feet and the guy on the ground said quick pull the cord you are getting close, but Santa just ignored him and kept falling.
    He got down to 100 feet and the guy on the ground said quick pull the cord, Santa still ignored him.
    He got down to 10 feet, the guy on the ground said this is your last chance you'll be killed if you don't pull the cord now.
    Santa replied, "Thats ok. I can jump from here!!"
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