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    A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.
    The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair. There were plenty of other cars around me going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?"
    "Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.
    "Ummm, yeah... so," the startled man replied.
    The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch ALL the fish?"
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    She went to the priest and told him, 'Father, I believe your rugs need to be...
  • The Toilet Seat A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat.
    The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck...
  • Nice excuse! A fellow bought a new Mercedes on Christmas eve and was out on the highway for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was...
  • Be cautious This older man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
    As he was about to receive...
  • Secret service A guy was coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
    He grabbed him by the hand and pulled him aside and said...
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