| Paddy and his two friends are talking at work.His first friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren`t mine." His second friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the plummer the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn`t mine." Paddy says:"I think my wife is having an affair with a horse. " Both his friendds look at him with utter disbelief. "No I`m serious.The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed." |