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    The orthopedic surgeon Joe work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items.
    Joe sat the display skeleton in the front of his car, his bony arm across the back of his seat. Joe hadn't considered the drive across town.
    At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside him became obvious, and he looked across and explained, "I'm delivering him to my doctor's office."
    The other driver leaned out of his window. "I hate to tell you, lady," he said, "but I think it's too late!"
  • Nice job When Bob's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist.
    Bob told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, 'Life isn't worth living. I think I'm going to...
  • Don't laugh! A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were on their way to Heaven.
    God told them that the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and that on every 25th step he would tell them a joke. He told them not to laugh at any of the jokes along the...
  • Meanest Dad One day three young boys were playing, and talking about their home life with their parents.
    One little boy said, 'It's about time I be getting home because if I'm late for supper...

  • Scared!!! One day Gramma sent her grandson little Johnnie down to the water hole to get some water to cook dinner.
    As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes...

  • Perfect man! Joe walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Bryan.'
    'Who?'...
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