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    Banta and his wife, Preeto, had been tryin for a kid. It hadn't gone to well so they decided that they would go to the sperm bank. He asked Santa about the sperm bank.
    "They'll give you a cup and a porn magazine, send you to a room and you know, you just do it," said Santa.
    Banta thought that it wasn't so bad.
    The day came for him to go to the sperm bank. When he got there the nurse gave him a cup and showed him to his room.... with no magazine.
    He thought that strange, but he figured he had a good imagination...he sat down and did was he was supposed to do. He stopped once so he wouldn't look like a circus freak, but finally it came.
    Banta goes back, found the nurse and handed her the cup.
    She looked at it then at him and said "WE DON'T DO THAT HERE WE JUST NEED A URINE SAMPLE!!!!"
  • Sperm cells! A biology major was taking a cell biology course. The task of the day was examining epitheleal cheek cells under a microscope.
    They had to scrape the inside of their mouths with a toothpick and make a slide from it and...
  • Nursing home sex Alicia and Joe were two residents of a nursing home who had been carrying on a love affair. They were both 90 years old and wheelchair bound.
    Every night, they would meet in the TV room...

  • First experience When Johnnie came home with the news that he'd gotten laid for the first time, his mother was less than pleased.
    Slapping him across the face, she sent him off...

  • That'll Do It Jeeto went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life.
    The psychiatrist asked her many questions, but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of...
  • Fantasy Banta was shipwrecked on a remote island. There was nothing for him to do except play with himself. After many years even that stopped.
    He was always preparing for the day when...

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