Banta and his wife, Preeto, had been tryin for a kid. It hadn't gone to well so they decided that they would go to the sperm bank. He asked Santa about the sperm bank. "They'll give you a cup and a porn magazine, send you to a room and you know, you just do it," said Santa. Banta thought that it wasn't so bad. The day came for him to go to the sperm bank. When he got there the nurse gave him a cup and showed him to his room.... with no magazine. He thought that strange, but he figured he had a good imagination...he sat down and did was he was supposed to do. He stopped once so he wouldn't look like a circus freak, but finally it came. Banta goes back, found the nurse and handed her the cup. She looked at it then at him and said "WE DON'T DO THAT HERE WE JUST NEED A URINE SAMPLE!!!!" |