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    A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture.
    But being too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top part.
    Later, he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends her the bottom half. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong part, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice.
    A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says, "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style... it makes your nose look long!"
  • Nice design! The blind date, Banta, hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over.
    At her apartment door, Banta suddenly said...
  • Sperm cells! A biology major was taking a cell biology course. The task of the day was examining epitheleal cheek cells under a microscope.
    They had to scrape the inside of their mouths with a toothpick and make a slide from it and...
  • Nursing home sex Alicia and Joe were two residents of a nursing home who had been carrying on a love affair. They were both 90 years old and wheelchair bound.
    Every night, they would meet in the TV room...

  • First experience When Johnnie came home with the news that he'd gotten laid for the first time, his mother was less than pleased.
    Slapping him across the face, she sent him off...

  • That'll Do It Jeeto went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life.
    The psychiatrist asked her many questions, but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of...
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