| A census taker in a rural area went up to a farm house and knocked. When Santa's wife, Jeeto, came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Let's see now, there's the twins, Chunnu and Munnu, they're eighteen. And the twins, Tinku and Rinku, they're sixteen. And the twins, Sonu and Monu, they're fourteen." "Hold on!" said the census taker, "Did you get twins every time?" Jeeto answered, "Heck no, there were hundreds of times we didn't get nothin'!" |