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    Santa and Banta are discussing the possibility of love. "I thought I was in love three times," Santa says.
    "Thought...?" Banta asks. "What do you mean?"
    "Three years ago, I cared very deeply for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me," Santa says.
    "Wasn't that love?" Banta asks.
    "No, that was obsession," Santa explains. "Then two years ago, I cared very deeply for an attractive woman who didn't understand me."
    "Wasn't that love?" asks Banta.
    "No, that was lust," Santa replies. "And just last year, I met a woman while I was on a cruise. She was gorgeous, intelligent, a great conversationalist and had a super sense of humor. Everywhere I followed her on that ship, I would get a very strange sensation in the pit of my stomach."
    "Well, wasn't that love," asks Banta.
    "No. That was motion sickness!" Santa replies.
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