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The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students.
Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With you!" he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!"
- For a change Banta is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife, Preeto, the purchase he just made.
'Olympic condoms... - Johnnie's proposal Little Johnny and Julie are only 12 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Julie's father to ask him for her hand.
Johnny bravely walks up to him and says... - Adult book store Three guys are arrested in an adult book store and appear before the judge. He asks the first guy to stand:
'What is your name?' he asked.
'George,' the guy answered.
'And why... - New lingerie Banta had a habit of buying things immediately after reading the advertisements about the products in the paper. Naturally, his wife, Preeto, was not too happy about it.
One day Banta read an advertisements about a sale on... - Twins! A census taker in a rural area went up to a farm house and knocked.
When Santa's wife, Jeeto, came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.
She said, 'Let's see now, there's the twins...