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Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke."
The second woman said, "My husband's like the winner of the Marathon. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps."
The third woman, Mrs Santa, was silent until she was asked, "Tell us about your husband."
Jeeto thought for a moment and said, "Santa's like an Olympic gold-medal-winning 400 metres."
"How so?"
"He's got his time down to under 40 seconds."
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