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Banta's wife, Preeto, goes to the doctor complaining of knee pains.
After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor questions her, "There must be something you're doing that you haven't told me. Can you think of anything that might be doing this to your knees?"
"Well," she said a little sheepishly, "my husband and I have sex doggy-style on the floor every night."
"That's got to be it," said the doctor. "There are plenty of other positions and ways to have sex, you know."
"Not if you're going to watch TV. There ain't," Preeto replied.
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The woman, concerned about her friend's welfare, went up to the surgeon who was... - Banta's wish Banta is walking along the shoreline at the beach wearing just a pair of boxers. Sure enough he kicks up a bottle, pulls the cork, and out comes the Genie to give him one wish.
He pulls out a map of the Kashmir, and asks the Genie if he can... - Gold medalist! Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, 'I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last five years perfecting his stroke.'The second woman said...
- Gynecologist Painter! One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the unemployment office to hire someone for the day.
When he arrived, they didn't have any painters available, but they did have a gynecologist there. He reluctantly took him... -
No child please The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students.
Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, 'Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?'
'I'm in love...