Magic!

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    Banta says to Santa, "Do you want to see a magic?"
    Santa says, "Sure."
    "OK. Face away from me and get down on your hands and knees."
    Santa turns around and gets down on all fours.
    "There," says Banta, "... does that feel like you've got a thumb up your ass?"
    "Yes!"
    Banta waves both of his hands in the air, "Magic!"
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