| Santa and Banta bought a mule and when they got it home, they noticed it was cross-eyed. They went back to the farmer they bought it from demanding their money back. The farmer told them it was normal, all mules do that from time to time. All they need to do to fix it is to stick a pipe up the mule's ass and blow in it until his eyes straighten. They went home to try it. Santa blew into the pipe until he was blue in the face but the mule's eyes were still crossed. Banta wanted to try so he pulled the pipe out of the mule's ass and stuck the other end in. Santa asked, "Why did you do that?" He said, "I aint putting my mouth on the same end you had your mouth on, dumbass." |