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    Trying to make up for bad behaviour, Santa went to the shopping mall to buy his wife, Jeeto, a gift.
    "I would like to buy some gloves for my wife," he says eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size."
    She asked sweetly by placing her hand in his, "Will this help?"
    "Oh, yes," Santa answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours."
    "Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl inquired, as she wrapped the gloves.
    "Now that you mention it," Santa replied, "She also needs a bra and panties."
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