| Two neighbors, Santa and Banta, were talking across the fence one day. Banta couldn't keep his eyes off Santa's wife, Jeeto. He popped off and said, "Damn, your wife's got a nice set off boobs. I'd give a thousand rupees to kiss them one time." Sanata kind of laughed it off and changed the subject, but later he told Jeeto about it. They decided they could use the money, why not go for it? So they called Banta and set it up. He came over and Jeeto bared 'em. Banta started fondling them saying, "Oh yes, yes, yes. These are fine. Mmm, mmm, mmm. These are ...." Santa interupted, "Come on, kiss them." Banta said, "I'd love to, but I really can't afford it this week." |