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    Banta thought his wife, Preeto, was cheating on him. So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a taxi to follow her.
    By following her he found out she was working in a whorehouse.
    Banta says to the driver, who incidentally happens to be santa "Wanna make Rs 1000?"
    Santa says, "Sure, what I have to do?"
    Banta replied that all he has to do was go inside the whorehouse and grab his wife and put her in the back of the taxi and take them home. So Santa goes in.
    A couple of minutes later the whore house gets kicked open, and Santa is dragging this woman out who is kicking, biting, punching, and fighting all the way to the taxi.
    Santa opens the door to the cab, throws the woman inside, and tells Banta, "Here hold her!!"
    Banta looks down at the woman and says to the driver, "This is not my wife".
    Santa replied, "I know, it's mine; I'm going back in for yours!!"
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    He popped off and said, 'Damn, your wife's got a nice set...
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    As she was running late for her flight...
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