| This salesman selling vacuum cleaners is going from door to door trying to flog them to unsuspecting housewives. He goes to this new estate hoping to have some luck there. Carrying his cleaner up to the door and holding a bunch of goodies in his other hand, he knocks on the door. "Excuse me madam," meanwhile pushing his way in the door. He quickly empties the goodies he has all over the lady`s plush new wool carpet, including shit, gravel, dirt and an array of other crap. Then he pronounces: "The cleaners that I am about to sell you here are so good that if it doesn`t clean that crap off your carpet I vow that I will eat it!" The lady furious with the mess replies, "Well you stupid salesman, would you like sauce with that because we haven`t got the power on yet!" |