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    The bus was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand.
    One particularly cramped woman turned to Banta, who was standing just behind her, and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!"
    "I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check in my pocket."
    "Oh really" she spat, "then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour."
  • Antidote The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband's um... little sailor can't salute anymore. She goes to her local doctor and explains the situation and the doctor just feels plain bad for her.
    The doctor thinks for a little bit, turns to the woman and says...
  • Nursing A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist's couch telling him how frustrated she was since she always failed at everything she seemed to try.
    'I've tried to be a secretary and failed,' she complained. 'I tried to be an...
  • Faith healer Jeeto and Preeto were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders.
    'I want a baby more than anything in the world,' said Jeeto, 'but I guess it...
  • New Nun The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional.
    She says, 'Father...
  • Undertaker Three old timers were relating their most exciting experiences. The first, a retired sheriff, described the terrifying excitement of a shoot-out with Bonnie and Clyde back in his younger days. The other gents nodded and...
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