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    Banta sent his wife, Preeto and his son to a sea resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love with Preeto.
    No darling, we can’t do it here, our son is watching us.
    You are right, lets go to the beach.
    After a while, they start to make love on an empty beach. All of a sudden, a policeman run into them.
    Put your cloths on immediately, shame on you, you can’t do that in public.
    You are right - said Banta - but it was a moment of weakness. We didn’t see each other for a week. By the way, I am a policeman too and it would be very embarrassing if you fine me.
    Don’t worry, you are a colleague and it is your first time. But this is the third time I caught this bitch making love on this beach in the last week and she will have to pay for it!
  • Pay check The bus was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand.
    One particularly cramped woman turned to Banta, who's just behind her, and said, 'Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing...
  • First visit Santa's wife, Jeeto, made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family.
    'We've been trying for months now, doctor, and I don't seem to be able to get...
  • Antidote The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband's um... little sailor can't salute anymore. She goes to her local doctor and explains the situation and the doctor just feels plain bad for her.
    The doctor thinks for a little bit, turns to the woman and says...
  • Nursing A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist's couch telling him how frustrated she was since she always failed at everything she seemed to try.
    'I've tried to be a secretary and failed,' she complained. 'I tried to be an...
  • Faith healer Jeeto and Preeto were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders.
    'I want a baby more than anything in the world,' said Jeeto, 'but I guess it...
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