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    The new hooker had just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.
    She said, "Well, he was a big, muscular and handsome marine."
    "Well? What did he want to do?" they all asked.
    She said, "I told him that a straight lay was Thousand bucks, but he said he did not have that much. So, I told him a blow job would be 750 bucks, but he did not have that much either. Finally I said, 'Well how much do you have?'
    The marine said he only had 250. So, I told him, 'For 250, all I can give you is a hand job.' He agreed and after getting the finances straight, he pulled it out. I put one hand on it. Then, I put the other hand above that one."
    She paused, raised her eyebrows, and then continues, "Then I put the first hand above the second hand..."
    "Oh my God!" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge! Then what did you do?"
    "I loaned him 750 bucks!"
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    The waitress, who is very busy, gives him...
  • Love on the beach Banta sent his wife, Preeto and his son to a sea resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love...
  • Wide stance! The old golf pro was bored early on and had already been into the cooler in the pro shop, when suddenly a young lady ran in screaming...
  • Pay check The bus was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand.
    One particularly cramped woman turned to Banta, who's just behind her, and said, 'Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing...
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    'We've been trying for months now, doctor, and I don't seem to be able to get...
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